Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Well, he wasn't really the hero

Chris: OMG Mikey, you won't believe this
Mikey: what up?
Chris: i just wrote you an email, check it out

[Email starts here]
Yo Mikey! Dude, I was watching Resident Evil: Apocolypse last night 
(number two in the series) and you won't believe 
who makes a cameo. None other than Craig's very own pimp-diggity cousin, 
the crazy, the illustrious, DAY-DAY [Mike Epps]!!!  
It was probably the best appearance ever in a movie. 
Basically the town is overrun by flesh eating zombies, and only a 
few people are left, somehow Day-Day has yet to get eaten,
and he makes a stand against them with a few select other individuals.  
Only he plays basically the same role he had in Friday; 
there was one scene I laughed so hard at. 
He's running into a building to take cover, 
and finds a group of special tactics police members hiding out as well, 
the leader hands Day-Day a shot gun, and he looks at him and says:  
"Psshh, please, I don't need that, my shit is CUSTOM."  
At which point he lifts up his shirt to expose 
two gold plated handguns tucked into his belt. What a pimp.  
Looks like Baby-D wouldnt be chasing him around
if he was packin that kind of heat on Friday!
[end of email]

Mikey: that's awesome
Chris: It was pretty much the best thing ever
Mikey: overrun by zombies, America needs a hero
Chris: well, he wasn't really the hero, just tagged along with some real bad-asses
Chris: there was a great scene when this evil guy tried getting in their helicopter to escape, and says to the driver (who happened to be Day-Day) "Can't this thing take off any faster?"
And Day-Day goes: "I usually drive a Cadillac, BITCH" and punches him in the face

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